Beans

From Mary Oliver's Why I Wake Early.

They're not like peaches or squash.
Plumpness isn't for them. They like
being lean, as if for the narrow
path. The beans themselves sit qui-
etly inside their green pods. In-
stinctively one picks with care,
never tearing down the fine vine,
never not noticing their crisp bod-
ies, or feeling their willingness for
the pot, the fire.

I have thought sometimes that
something - I can't name it -
watches as I walk the rows, accept-
ing the gift of their lives to assist
mine.

I know what you think: this is fool-
ishness. They're only vegetables.
Even the blossoms with which they
begin are small and pale, hardly sig-
nificant. Our hands, or minds, our
feet hold more intelligence. With this
I have no quarrel.

But, what about virtue?

stalky, earthy, green & tangy

Rhubarb smells like North Dakota in the summertime.

When I was little, it was regularly served in all manner of desserts. I never imagined it in a soup. I never saw it in a curry. I never heard of it included in a ceviche. (I just made that last one up--but there could be something to it.) Rhubarb is vigorously and masculinely vegetal, but it was treated as a fruit. One could liken its disregard for traditional classification to that of the tomato, which is a fruit, but accepted as a vegetable. Like gender ‘norms,’ exceptions to the rules actually make the rules seem sorta silly.

Rhubarb is a prehistoric throw back. We are consistently puzzled by its capacity to endure, its apparent extreme limitation as a food. Like an alligator made huge by eating Florida housecats, it lurks and flourishes and frightens small children in gardens which may have been neglected for decades. Even when everything else has been plowed under and covered with plant carpet, we feel guilty ripping out such a bold and persistent repeat-offender.

Our septuagenarian neighbor June in North Denver vigilantly made her yard as care free as possible, even destroying healthy trees because the leaves were a bother to clean up. There was but one survivor from her parents’ original war-time Victory garden: the rhubarb, as big as a chandelier, its potential edibility in great doubt considering its size. So she surrounded her lone, gigantic rhubarb with inlaid stones set in regulation turf. She didn’t eat the thing, but she isolated it so it wouldn’t escape or do harm to itself or others. The effect was taxidermal. She might as well have mounted it on a plinth.

(Ringing the doorbell and running away, June left enormous stalks for us on our back porch every now and again, which could have been used by the Red Cross to splint broken arms during a national emergency. That is how I learned to tame the beast in a crumble.)

And indeed, rhubarb can be preserved, in a way. Let’s say you have a bunch a stalks...chop them up and freeze them. (They will go limp and sodden, so any additional liquid in a recipe will have to be reduced.) Like Frankenstein abandoned at the North pole, they won’t go anywhere until you feel like cooking them. I’m pretty sure.

In American desserts rhubarb is usually smothered muffin batter or buried in a crumble or teamed with strawberries and tarmacked with pie crust, to disguise its greyish (when overcooked), celery-like character. It sure ain’t purty, but it tastes good.

My Granny once insisted that I take home one of her recipe books from a small town in North Dakota, put out by a local ladies’ auxiliary club of homemakers. It had been hand typed on a typewriter, and then mimeographed, and was titled: Ravishing Rhubarb Recipes. Perhaps some 120 pages of rhubarb and only rhubarb. Many recipes called for oleo, or for Betty Crocker vanilla cake mix, and at least half of them were for crumbles. All were included, because it would hurt someone’s feelings to be left out.

The book was personally autographed by a local octogenarian Rhubarb Queen who visited my Grandfather every weekend at his strawberry, iris rhizome, and gladiolus stall at the farmers’ market. This gal had been the driving force behind the recipe collection. He emphatically did not want this recipe book to leave with me, but Granny insisted. I think there may be more to the story, but I leave it to you to ponder. Ravishing rhubarb can emit a powerful pull.

I have always heard that uncooked rhubarb is toxic, or at least leads to stomach ache. But here in Germany, country kids ate it raw, dipped in sugar. Even so, here rhubarb is usually cooked with sugar, set atop a crust, and covered over, logically, with a meringue.
Meringue. Pavlova. Bizet. A Bizet is what it is called, here, and pairing it with rhubarb seems like a stroke of natural genius, to me. How better to set off the tangy sourness of the fruit, than to surround it with clouds of airy, dissipated sugar? (Recipes yet to come.)
Rhubarb